Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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