thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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