oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
