When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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