he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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