drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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