So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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