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Puke
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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