What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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