You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I didn't notice because vodka
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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