I love watching others lives come down to our level.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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