That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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