I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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