I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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