hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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