walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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