Someone shit on the floor
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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