This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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