I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Are we still banned from the library?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Holy sore nipples Batman
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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