the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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