The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Found your dick twin last night
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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