hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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