Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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