Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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