I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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