how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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