Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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