Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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