so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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