I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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