He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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