yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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