I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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