Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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