he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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