just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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