I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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