i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
tell me about the fingering
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