so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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