Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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