in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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