If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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