Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize