is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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