You're so nebulous sometimes
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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