He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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