Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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