i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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