My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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