I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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