You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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