from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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