Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
